Whose hand was that?

Sandy beach at Koh NangyuanA year after I got married, my significant other and I went to Koh Samui for a short get-away. Upon arrival at the hotel, we booked a day trip to Koh Nangyuan and Mango Bay for water activities that included snorkeling. It went well as the service was good and the staff spoke good English.

When the boat got to the popular snorkeling spot, Mango Bay, we quickly stripped down to our swimming attires and jumped into the sea together. We swam quite a distance from the boat before deciding to start snorkeling.

Wow.. it was such a paradise! The corals were indeed very beautiful and came in different shapes, sizes and colours! Fish swam among them looking for shelter and food. My significant other decided to check out another spot by himself. While I was busy observing the marine life, my significant other came back. I reached for his hand and urged him to another interesting spot. All of a sudden, I felt someone touched my left shoulder. I turned and saw that he was my significant other. Opsh!!! Whose hand did I grab then?

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Caught sleeping at night

A humorous encounter while traveling along Great Ocean Road, VIC

In autumn some years back, my significant other was relocated to Melbourne for a short assignment and I tagged along. Being a full time home maker there, I did not have much to do except cooking, shopping, cleaning and reading. Nevertheless, I took up a new position in our household by becoming the weekend trip organizer.

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Monkey = Human?

A little girl asked her mother: How did the human race appear?

The mother answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.

Two days later she asks her father the same question. The father answered: Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed.

The confused girl returns to her mother and says: Mom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says they were developed from monkeys.

The mother answers: Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family while your father told you about his side… Laughing

Source: A Forwarded Email

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Never Argue With A Woman

A sweet note to make your day. Enjoy!

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, ‘Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?’ ‘Reading a book,’ she replies, (thinking, ‘Isn’t that obvious?’)

‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her.

‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.’

‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’

‘If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,’ says the woman.

‘But I haven’t even touched you,’ says the game warden. ‘

That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.’

‘Have a nice day ma’am,’ and he left.

Source: From a forwarded email.

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